Is That Even A Thing? I’m beginning to believe some people are charmed and live unwrinkled lives. Not like me. My life is real wrinkled up and I’m sure anybody who’s looking can tell that. I don’t mean my skin. It’s not too bad given my years on this earth. What I’m talking about goes…
Category: HUMOR
Pink Hair and Pajama Bottoms
This is how it started for me. I put a little pink in my hair and the world went crazy. You’d think the sun fell out of the sky or something. Apparently, you can dye your hair black, brown, yellow, red or a combination of any of those, but you can’t have any of the…
My Fat Game is Real and Some Butts Are Hail Damaged
How I balance my weight loss with Girl Scout cookies At the doctor’s office today, I was congratulated for a three-and-a-half-pound weight loss. Apparently, two pounds were fat, one pound was water weight. Naturally, when I got back home, I ate an entire box of Girl Scout cookies. Life’s all about balance I blame the…
The Rat Killin’
This is a true story. You can choose to believe it or not; that’s up to you. It was funny to me at the time, and God knows I needed some humor in my life. Things weren’t that great. The first man I married—I have to number ‘em because there’s been so many—maybe wasn’t a…
Pink Hair and Pajama Bottoms 