Sometimes I wonder if it’s even worth getting out of bed. Two flat tires. That’s how my day started. I was driving to work on these fantastic Louisiana roads, and the best I can tell, I went in a pothole. I’m not sure why it took out two of my tires on the sidewalls, but…
Tag: life lessons
A Closet to Myself
I want to thank you for cheating on me. All that glorious room! I especially want to thank you for doing it in such a crappy way. Now there’s absolutely no chance that we could ever get past it. At least as a couple… I’m planning how I’m going to reorganize my clothes. Oh, and…