If you want to be in a relationship with me, you must follow these rules!
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- Do not use God’s name in vain.
- No peeing off the porch.
- Don’t leave your turkey track undies where I can see them. In fact, just throw them away!
- Do NOT stand on the other side of the room, grab your privates, and say, “Come over here and get you some of this!”
- Do not grab any part of my body and jiggle it.
- Do not grab my butt or my boobs in public
- Do not leave smears on the commode (walks hand in hand with the turkey track undies rule).
- Never side against me in an argument with someone else. If I’m wrong, we can have that conversation later. Always, always, defend me.
- Do not fart under the covers.
- Don’t cheat.
These aren’t necessarily in order of importance! Also, none are a reflection of my current relationship. I wouldn’t have this relationship if these things were happening!
Of course, there aren’t any perfect relationships and I’m sure everyone has their own set of deal breakers!
I’m also sure some of these things never come up in normal relationships! But if they hadn’t happened to me, I wouldn’t bring it up!
What are your relationship rules?
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